They’re Playing Our Song

Whether or not you like country music, you have to admit they do have the best song titles. 

        At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self Service Pump
        Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
        How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?
        I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
        If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
        If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?   
        Why is The UPS Man Knocking On My Baby’s Backdoor?
        They Can Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out
        You Stuck My Heart In An Old Tin Can And Shot It Off A Log
        You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
        You’re A Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
        I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here.
        I Gave Her The Ring, And She Gave Me The Finger
        Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye